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In fact, about the only thing it's good for is whiling away an idle moment when it's bucketing down with rain outside.
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We also reserve to right to halt your egress if we feel that you might constitute a danger to yourself or anyone else on the way home. That includes the right to forcibly pin you down, remove your keys and offer you sleeping accommodations for the night. Note we didn't say a bed...!
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