The 1999 party was sponsored (in the most passive of senses) by:

Every web site needs a sponsor, so we hunted far and wide, but only for about five minutes, and found one. Yes, we found it on a shelf in a small Indo-Pak grocery store while replenishing our supplies of tandoori paste. This product is a little too good to be true, which means it probably is. We would by no means endorse its use any more than we'd suggest you stand in front of a speeding train, so you've been warned. Don't try this at home, kids, even in the morning!

For full details on how to use this weird and wonderful product, click here.

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Don't even ask what a Lemi Tube is! And remember, always be cheerful all ways with: